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Maurice Tidmarsh
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Many years ago whilst engaged in traffic duty on my BSA 650cc Police motor cycle I encountered a near riot outside the Leicester City Football Club ground in Filbert Street Leicester. Always alert and determined to do my bit for law and order I carefully perused the crowd a lot of which were engaged in the usual taunts and grimaces which they hoped...

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Reg Leonard
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LIFE ON MARS ...

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Dick Kirby
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It is as well to remember that using slang expressions in one part of the country, may not have the same meaning when addressing a third-party who originates from another part of the United Kingdom … ...

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Keith Whitnell
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We were processing a 63 year old woman in the custody suite for shoplifting plus a subsequent attack on both the store detective and the attending police officer. Out of her handbag we retrieved numerous remote controls. "What's all this?" asked the Custody Sergeant. "TV, Sky box, video, dvd player, stereo system, portable tv in the kitchen,...

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CNC refuse to confirm or deny Godzilla reports

Apparently the request is "vexatious", "inane" and "trivial".

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Boozy motorist turns up to police job interview drunk, gets arrested

The interviewer noted the "strong smell" of alcohol from the man in his late 40s.

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On a More Serious Note

Force apologises to family of woman killed by ex-boyfriend

Judge criticised police for not taking stalking concerns seriously.

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Property officer admits stealing mobile phones and shotgun ammo

The Met officer was also charged with possessing indecent images of children and possession of extreme pornography.

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Direct entry for position of chief constable proposed

Consultation on plans is believed to have begun.

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