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Thief who swallowed evidence hospitalised

Alleged criminal who tried to dispose of incriminating items in stomach requires surgery. • Police in Poland say an alleged thief tried to dispose of incriminating evidence - by eating the proceeds of his crimes. A police surgeon was called after suspected burglar Dariusz Piotrowski complained of stomach pains after being taken into cu

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Drunken intruder caught with pants around his ankles

Drunken intruder caught with pants around his ankles

Burglar shouted 'what are you doing?' as he's on the toilet part way through ransacking someone's home. • A drunken intruder was found on the toilet of the house he was burgling with his trousers around his ankles. Mark Johnson, who was under the influence of alcohol, was arrested by police officers when they found him in the upstairs

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Man arrested for impersonating officer at a funeral

Man arrested for impersonating officer at a funeral

Bogus officer led a procession and even helped direct traffic. • A man was arrested after impersonating a police officer at a funeral – leading the procession and directing traffic. Danny Ponder (pictured) served as a police officer for seven months back in 1988, but a few obvious clues gave away his charade at the servi

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Fish thief stashes swag in sports bag

Fish thief stashes swag in sports bag

Darlington man thought the Ghost Carp could survive without water for a day. • Shoplifting is a diverse, challenging and not to mention illegal vocation. There are as many fertile terrains for the shoplifter as there are shops, each requiring a different approach to pilfering their wares. One needs to adapt a strategy accordingly. Steal

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Police collar 'skeleton car' driver

Police collar 'skeleton car' driver

Student removed the doors and bonnet before driving it to the recycling centre. • The financial strain of student life can often lead individuals going to great lengths to maximise income from ad hoc sources. So when Sam Wilson, an electrical engineering student from Nottingham, decided to scrap his Peugeot 306, income maximisation was

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