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Graham
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Quote Graham Replybullet Topic: Laying down on the job
    Posted: 05 January 2008 at 7:20am
 
Police arrive to deal with people bored to death by the government's repeated assurances over law & order policy.
We all make mistakes. Even monkeys fall out of trees... but often only after they've tried scratching their butts with both hands.
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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 05 January 2008 at 9:59am
What on earth is really going on there?
 
I thought perhaps it was a human marker for the ASU
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Quote Whisper Replybullet Posted: 07 January 2008 at 1:18pm
New criminals on the block misunderstand the  shout of 'STARBURST'!!........................
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Quote Guests Replybullet Posted: 07 January 2008 at 1:31pm
British synchronized swimming team's new facilities for the 2012 olympics are found lacking.
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Quote sportschick Replybullet Posted: 23 January 2008 at 1:48pm
ooohhh the okie kokie.....
 knees bent,
 arms stretch,
 we all fall down!
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Quote geordiepcso Replybullet Posted: 21 February 2008 at 10:56pm
we said lay down ya arms, not ur bodies as well
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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 21 February 2008 at 11:13pm
OK, who had the curry for lunch?
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Quote SimonReed Replybullet Posted: 22 February 2008 at 10:04am
Originally posted by intheblitz

British synchronized swimming team's new facilities for the 2012 olympics are found lacking.
 
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Quote Graham Replybullet Posted: 23 February 2008 at 12:27pm
The police have a sticky situation when they find demonstrators have superglued their shoes together.
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Quote dawnwas Replybullet Posted: 21 May 2008 at 11:07am
Oh..so that's how they make those supernatural cornish crop circles!
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Quote navigator Replybullet Posted: 21 May 2008 at 12:17pm
Police discover High Point escape bid based on the film "Chicken Run"
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Quote Tradinstan Replybullet Posted: 21 May 2008 at 1:37pm
In a new take on musical chairs, when the siren stops the dog pees on the nearest mop, who then has to leave the game.
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Quote Graham Replybullet Posted: 22 May 2008 at 6:11am
Are you sure it's not the dog that's the culprit? I wonder if it's broken wind after an extended bone chewing session, hence some of the officers covering their noses.
We all make mistakes. Even monkeys fall out of trees... but often only after they've tried scratching their butts with both hands.
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Quote goshow Replybullet Posted: 10 August 2008 at 2:57pm
"Pile on!"

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Quote RegHopeful Replybullet Posted: 29 August 2008 at 10:34pm
Originally posted by sportschick

ooohhh the okie kokie.....
 knees bent,
 arms stretch,
 we all fall down!
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Quote DavidT Replybullet Posted: 24 November 2008 at 7:16pm

"The vulcan death grip, excessive force or effective riot control?" 
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Quote Graham Replybullet Posted: 31 December 2008 at 3:09pm
Are demonstrators allowed tea-breaks?
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Quote Traffic Rat Replybullet Posted: 02 January 2009 at 10:54am
Locals show Council officals where the Roundabout junction should of been built
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Quote Graham Replybullet Posted: 04 January 2009 at 12:53am

#Ring-a-ring a roses A pocket full of posies

Atishoo, atishoo, we all fall down.#
 
Shouldn't have protested outside a biological weapons research facility, then!
We all make mistakes. Even monkeys fall out of trees... but often only after they've tried scratching their butts with both hands.
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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 04 January 2009 at 10:08am
Originally posted by Graham

#Ring-a-ring a roses A pocket full of posies

Atishoo, atishoo, we all fall down.#
 
Shouldn't have protested outside a biological weapons research facility, then!


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Excellent one, Graham.
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