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Quote Sentry Replybullet Posted: 14 August 2007 at 2:55pm
LOL Did I mention that I was a defensive solicitor in training? LOL

Edited by Sentry - 14 August 2007 at 2:56pm
I couldn't agree more with whatever it was you just said
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Quote exmetskipper Replybullet Posted: 14 August 2007 at 2:48pm
that calls for a cigar !!!!
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Quote Sentry Replybullet Posted: 14 August 2007 at 2:46pm
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Hey, Sentry. Have you done script writing for Bill Clinton?LOL


 
Lets not jump to conclusions..... he could be completely innocent....LOL
I couldn't agree more with whatever it was you just said
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Quote exmetskipper Replybullet Posted: 14 August 2007 at 2:45pm
That'll be the gatwick express for you then !!! LOL
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Quote Des_Copper Replybullet Posted: 14 August 2007 at 2:38pm
In today's Sun it says...

Prosecutor Michael Mulkerrins told Southwark Crown Court: "He used his position to obtain that room so he could have sex. it was over rather quickly."

Ouch. Kick a man whilst he's down. LOL

Or perhaps that's what he'd have liked to have happened???
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 14 August 2007 at 2:12pm
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cynic !!!! LOL
How did you guess.
Light travels faster than sound, thats why some people appear bright, until they open their mouths. A Chicken crossing the road, poultry in motion. .
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Quote Shootist Replybullet Posted: 14 August 2007 at 2:05pm
Perhaps his defence will be that he didn't enjoy it. Or she didn't.Big%20smile
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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 14 August 2007 at 1:52pm
Hey, Sentry. Have you done script writing for Bill Clinton?LOL


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Quote Sentry Replybullet Posted: 14 August 2007 at 1:34pm

He Might have just caught his trousers on the handle of the door and inadvertantly ripped them (thus making them fall down) as he has walked away from the door.

He was going commando that day and upon ripping his trousers down he has slipped on a 'wet patch' on the ground (damn the cleaners) and fallen on top of this lady who just so happened to drop some paperwork when she laughed as a result of seeing him rip his trousers.
The womans skirt has ripped as a result of the guy falling on top of her and unfortunately he was found a moment later in a cmpromising position....... case closed.Tongue
I couldn't agree more with whatever it was you just said
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Quote exmetskipper Replybullet Posted: 14 August 2007 at 12:59pm
cynic !!!! LOL

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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 14 August 2007 at 12:28pm
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Mr Khan, who has been a police officer for 15 years, accepts the woman performed a sex act on him and they had full intercourse during that time.

He denies one charge of wilful misconduct in a public office

I can't wait to hear what his defence is going to be!LOL
I think most of us can guess what it will be. If found guilty the usual comments will be made.
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Quote ex-job-ex-pat Replybullet Posted: 14 August 2007 at 12:23pm
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Mr Khan, who has been a police officer for 15 years, accepts the woman performed a sex act on him and they had full intercourse during that time.

He denies one charge of wilful misconduct in a public office

I can't wait to hear what his defence is going to be!LOL
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Quote Truncheon Replybullet Posted: 14 August 2007 at 12:15pm
Never mind 'ello, 'ello, 'ello... It should be naughty, naughty, naughty...!
 
 
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Made the quote up, but just wait for it!
 
 
 
 


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