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Truncheon
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   Topic: Top Cop In Interview Room Romp
Posted: 14 August 2007 at 12:15pm |
Never mind 'ello, 'ello, 'ello... It should be naughty, naughty, naughty...!
A spokesperson from Uniform Dating said, "we just facilitate contact between our members, the location they wish to meet after contact is made is down to the individuals in question."
Made the quote up, but just wait for it!
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ex-job-ex-pat
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Posted: 14 August 2007 at 12:23pm |
Quotes: Mr Khan, who has been a police officer for 15
years, accepts the woman performed a sex act on him and they had full
intercourse during that time.He denies one charge of wilful
misconduct in a public office
I can't wait to hear what his defence is going to be!
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Maverick22
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Posted: 14 August 2007 at 12:28pm |
Originally posted by ex-job-ex-patQuotes: Mr Khan, who has been a police officer for 15 years, accepts the woman performed a sex act on him and they had full intercourse during that time.He denies one charge of wilful misconduct in a public office
I can't wait to hear what his defence is going to be!
I think most of us can guess what it will be. If found guilty the usual comments will be made.
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exmetskipper
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Posted: 14 August 2007 at 12:59pm |
cynic !!!! 
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Sentry
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Posted: 14 August 2007 at 1:34pm |
He Might have just caught his trousers on the handle of the door and inadvertantly ripped them (thus making them fall down) as he has walked away from the door.
He was going commando that day and upon ripping his trousers down he has slipped on a 'wet patch' on the ground (damn the cleaners) and fallen on top of this lady who just so happened to drop some paperwork when she laughed as a result of seeing him rip his trousers.
The womans skirt has ripped as a result of the guy falling on top of her and unfortunately he was found a moment later in a cmpromising position....... case closed. 
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I couldn't agree more with whatever it was you just said
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Posted: 14 August 2007 at 1:52pm |
Hey, Sentry. Have you done script writing for Bill Clinton?
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Posted: 14 August 2007 at 2:05pm |
Perhaps his defence will be that he didn't enjoy it. Or she didn't. 
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Maverick22
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Posted: 14 August 2007 at 2:12pm |
Originally posted by exmetskippercynic !!!! How did you guess. 
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Posted: 14 August 2007 at 2:38pm |
In today's Sun it says...
Prosecutor Michael Mulkerrins told Southwark Crown Court: "He used his position to obtain that room so he could have sex. it was over rather quickly."Ouch. Kick a man whilst he's down. Or perhaps that's what he'd have liked to have happened???
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exmetskipper
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Posted: 14 August 2007 at 2:45pm |
That'll be the gatwick express for you then !!!
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Sentry
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Posted: 14 August 2007 at 2:46pm |
Originally posted by PenbwlchHey, Sentry. Have you done script writing for Bill Clinton?
Lets not jump to conclusions..... he could be completely innocent....
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I couldn't agree more with whatever it was you just said
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exmetskipper
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Posted: 14 August 2007 at 2:48pm |
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that calls for a cigar !!!!
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Posted: 14 August 2007 at 2:55pm |
Did I mention that I was a defensive solicitor in training?
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I couldn't agree more with whatever it was you just said
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exmetskipper
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Posted: 14 August 2007 at 3:45pm |
ALL solicitors can be VERY defensive - especially when it comes to new legal aid rates !!!
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Posted: 14 August 2007 at 3:48pm |
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I bet he had a special rates ticket or a 'Have it away day return'.
I happen to know the officer in question so no further comment. (I'm retired now)
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Truncheon
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Posted: 14 August 2007 at 3:57pm |
Originally posted by Sentry
Lets not jump to conclusions..... he could be completely innocent....
Mr Khan, of Coulsdon, London, who has been an officer for 15 years, admitted that the woman carried out a sex act on him and they had full intercourse.
Hmmm... Don't think you could play the 'innocent until proven guilty' card on the above statement. Maybe he could plead insanity or even stupidity!
I mean, c'mon have people never heard of hotels... Even one that charges by the minute, (if there are such things of course!) as 20 minutes couldn't really cost that much!
Yeah you're right Des, that's really kicking the man whilst he's down.
You can just imagine the self congratulating smirk on the prosecution's face... Probably was up all night thinking of something witty to say!
Bike Rider that's just tooooo funny!
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Posted: 14 August 2007 at 4:13pm |
Stupidity more likely. Perhaps he was just doing the hokey cokey, with his middle peg.
Edited by Maverick22 - 14 August 2007 at 4:14pm
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Posted: 14 August 2007 at 6:41pm |
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Wind Ya neck in!!!!!!
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Posted: 14 August 2007 at 8:20pm |
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As I recall, when this story first broke the woman accused him of rape. Obviously that didn't go very far, he's probably pretty relieved to only be being tried for the misconduct.
Don't the courts have a habit of sentencing those found guilty of this pffence to prison? Now that would be a bit harsh!! Imagine getting your leg over with a consenting adult ending with a trip to the pokey??
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Posted: 14 August 2007 at 10:07pm |
Originally posted by exmetskipperThat'll be the gatwick express for you then !!!
That's why I always fly into Heathrow
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