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Sentry
Did I mention that I was a defensive solicitor in training?
I couldn't agree more with whatever it was you just said
exmetskipper
that calls for a cigar !!!!
"Anarchism is a game at which the Police can beat you."
Sentry
Originally posted by Penbwlch Hey, Sentry. Have you done script writing for Bill Clinton?
Lets not jump to conclusions..... he could be completely innocent....
I couldn't agree more with whatever it was you just said
exmetskipper
That'll be the gatwick express for you then !!!
"Anarchism is a game at which the Police can beat you."
Des_Copper
In today's Sun it says...
Prosecutor Michael Mulkerrins told Southwark Crown Court: "He used his position to obtain that room so he could have sex. it was over rather quickly." Ouch. Kick a man whilst he's down.
Or perhaps that's what he'd have liked to have happened???
We're The Sweeney and we haven't had our dinner!
Maverick22
Originally posted by exmetskipper cynic !!!!
How did you guess.
Light travels faster than sound, thats why some people appear bright, until they open their mouths. A Chicken crossing the road, poultry in motion. .
Shootist
Perhaps his defence will be that he didn't enjoy it. Or she didn't.
This animal is dangerous. If attacked, it will defend itself.
Penbwlch
Hey, Sentry. Have you done script writing for Bill Clinton?
I used to be conceited. Now I'm
Perfect
Sentry
He Might have just caught his trousers on the handle of the door and inadvertantly ripped them (thus making them fall down) as he has walked away from the door.
He was going commando that day and upon ripping his trousers down he has slipped on a 'wet patch' on the ground (damn the cleaners) and fallen on top of this lady who just so happened to drop some paperwork when she laughed as a result of seeing him rip his trousers.
The womans skirt has ripped as a result of the guy falling on top of her and unfortunately he was found a moment later in a cmpromising position....... case closed.
I couldn't agree more with whatever it was you just said
exmetskipper
cynic !!!!
"Anarchism is a game at which the Police can beat you."
Maverick22
Originally posted by ex-job-ex-pat Quotes:
Mr Khan, who has been a police officer for 15 years, accepts the woman performed a sex act on him and they had full intercourse during that time. He
denies one charge of wilful misconduct in a public office I can't wait to hear what his defence is going to be! I think most of us can guess what it will be. If found guilty the usual comments will be made.
Light travels faster than sound, thats why some people appear bright, until they open their mouths. A Chicken crossing the road, poultry in motion. .
ex-job-ex-pat
Quotes:
Mr Khan, who has been a police officer for 15
years, accepts the woman performed a sex act on him and they had full
intercourse during that time. He
denies one charge of wilful
misconduct in a public office I can't wait to hear what his defence is going to be!
Truncheon
Never mind 'ello, 'ello, 'ello... It should be naughty, naughty, naughty...!
A spokesperson from Uniform Dating said, "we just facilitate contact between our members, the location they wish to meet after contact is made is down to the individuals in question."
Made the quote up, but just wait for it!
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