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Topic: Probation Services To Be Privatised Posted: 17 October 2005 at 2:31pm
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billblank
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Posted: 17 October 2005 at 2:38pm
Wow, I don't know how they did it but I think they've found a way to make it worse than it already is.
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oldbillplod
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Posted: 17 October 2005 at 2:46pm
Putting it out to private tender.......
There won't be many people taking back handers will there
Ere guvnor if I slip you a tenner will you say i've been to all my probation meetings
A snout has told me he's got a set of nostrils, so go and get a W so we can spin his drum to see if he's got any monkey gear - The Sweeney.
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JENKINS3563
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Posted: 17 October 2005 at 2:50pm
having read this i feel all lightheaded and weak - going to have to go and lie down now !
looking for inspiration
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Graham
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Posted: 17 October 2005 at 3:09pm
Well now! Privatization of prisons, the police, & now probation - are the courts next?
Oh sorry, I've probably just given Clarkie his next 'big idea'!
We all make mistakes. Even monkeys fall out of trees... but often only after they've tried scratching their butts with both hands.
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JENKINS3563
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Posted: 17 October 2005 at 3:42pm
hows about privatising the government !
looking for inspiration
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bluearsedfly
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Posted: 17 October 2005 at 3:45pm
I can see that The police service will end up soon being a wing of group 4!
Can't they see that privatisation doesn't work for everything... look at private prisons and immigration detention centres
Don't Walk, FLY!
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Truncheon
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Joined: 16 August 2005
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Posted: 17 October 2005 at 4:20pm
After finding that Tony Blair has been google bombed using the phrase lame duck perhaps after reading this thread we could google bomb the labour party with soft on crime ......? There we go, it's started already!
Now everyone with a webpage, blog or whatever when linking to the labour party use the phrase soft on crime - We'll see how long it takes to get it listed in the search engines!
When this hits the newspapers we can then all have the satisfaction that it started here first.
Hoorah!
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Flat Foot
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Joined: 03 August 2005
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Posted: 17 October 2005 at 4:25pm
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Truncheon
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Posted: 17 October 2005 at 4:30pm
Hey Flattie you've got it in your signature line.....
Nice one....!
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Truncheon
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Posted: 17 October 2005 at 4:32pm
Got it in mine now!
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bluearsedfly
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Posted: 17 October 2005 at 4:38pm
me too beats the old met logo!
Don't Walk, FLY!
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JENKINS3563
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Posted: 17 October 2005 at 4:42pm
soft like your bottom !! - I know i know I got to stop it its just that the picture looks a bit like Ernie Wise - It makes me laugh - you must have gone to a lot of effort for that butt of bottom art
looking for inspiration
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Penbwlch
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Posted: 17 October 2005 at 10:59pm
And mine. I like the idea.
I used to be conceited. Now I'm
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