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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 10 March 2010 at 10:57am
but decided his Llanweloggs were nicer
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Quote 999tommo Replybullet Posted: 10 March 2010 at 11:07am
looking than his Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndropwllllantisiliogogogoch girlfriend
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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 10 March 2010 at 11:11am
so bedded down with them
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Quote 999tommo Replybullet Posted: 10 March 2010 at 11:12am
although tupping time was long
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 10 March 2010 at 11:23am
past his bedtime. His Wellies
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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 10 March 2010 at 11:58am
were well filled, though and
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 10 March 2010 at 4:46pm
heavy rain spoilt the proceedings
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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 10 March 2010 at 4:49pm
so Pen and his dogs
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Quote 999tommo Replybullet Posted: 10 March 2010 at 5:10pm
cuddled in front of the
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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 10 March 2010 at 5:15pm
roaring fire, drying off, steaming
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 10 March 2010 at 8:39pm
a Sponge Pudding for later.
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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 10 March 2010 at 8:42pm
They awoke refreshed and ready



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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 10 March 2010 at 9:21pm
to add treacle to the
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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 10 March 2010 at 9:30pm
porridge which was cooking on
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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 10 March 2010 at 10:02pm
the Rayburn and smelt delicious



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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 10 March 2010 at 10:18pm
There was good coffee and
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 11 March 2010 at 7:29am
crusty toast, with thick cut
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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 11 March 2010 at 7:49am
marmalade and best butter, with
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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 11 March 2010 at 7:53am
free range eggs and bacon



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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 11 March 2010 at 8:00am
and superb sizzling sausages and
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