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Quote croberon Replybullet Posted: 24 July 2010 at 12:19pm
to keep her from falling
Spiders are the most successful terrestrial predators on earth.
One minute your crawling along; next minute splat!

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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 24 July 2010 at 8:16pm
out onto the Bar-B-Q underneath
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Quote croberon Replybullet Posted: 26 July 2010 at 2:46am
the patio. Tommo wielded tongs
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 26 July 2010 at 8:53am
like a Matador, cloak flowing
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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 26 July 2010 at 9:00am
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 26 July 2010 at 10:02am
his daring leaps and bounds
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Quote 999tommo Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2010 at 10:28am

.  He had a vicious tong !

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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2010 at 10:48am
and wasn't afraid to use
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Quote Backlash Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2010 at 12:07pm
as his chequered past demonstrated
Used to hate when old aunts came up to me after weddings and said "u r next" They stopped that when I did the same to them after funerals...
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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2010 at 12:22pm
a talent for hairdressing hitherto
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 28 July 2010 at 3:39pm
underused members of RPU in
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Quote croberon Replybullet Posted: 30 July 2010 at 5:16pm
Walthamstow were dispatched en masse
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 30 July 2010 at 7:38pm
to rescue Tommo from himself.
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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 30 July 2010 at 7:54pm
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 30 July 2010 at 8:09pm
be rescued, hoping that Pole
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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 30 July 2010 at 8:35pm
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 31 July 2010 at 12:07am
pull his Sled at high
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Quote croberon Replybullet Posted: 31 July 2010 at 1:07am
speed across the crevasses towards
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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 31 July 2010 at 8:31am
his only point of focus



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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 31 July 2010 at 9:30am
M's Bar-B-Q,  fillet steak smouldering
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