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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 15 March 2010 at 7:56am
rebuked her and dragged her
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 15 March 2010 at 9:07am
from the pole, slapping her
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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 15 March 2010 at 9:22am
on the bottom which only



I used to be conceited. Now I'm Perfect
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 15 March 2010 at 9:30am
increased her motivation to swivel
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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 15 March 2010 at 9:54am
and posture provocatively. Pen yearned
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 15 March 2010 at 1:14pm
to concentrate on his food
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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 15 March 2010 at 1:21pm
but Kyria's lithe, attractive body
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 15 March 2010 at 1:55pm
tempted him away from food
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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 15 March 2010 at 2:09pm
until he was swooning with
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 15 March 2010 at 2:14pm
disregard for his dignity.  Cold
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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 15 March 2010 at 3:54pm
water was thrown over him
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 16 March 2010 at 6:35am
which restored him to normal.
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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 16 March 2010 at 8:18am
flaccidity, which annoyed Pen. M
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 16 March 2010 at 8:24am
put Bromide in all urns
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just in case they all had
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 16 March 2010 at 11:39am
designs on Kyria's body. Cooling
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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 16 March 2010 at 11:41am
off Penby was a priority
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 16 March 2010 at 12:15pm
and the Deep Freeze looked
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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 16 March 2010 at 12:54pm
like a sensible place to
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 16 March 2010 at 12:56pm
place Penby, for at least
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