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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 14 March 2010 at 10:38am
breed with natural sweet flavour
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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 14 March 2010 at 10:39am
and melt-in-the-mouth
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 14 March 2010 at 6:22pm
meat, succulent, juicy, mouth watering,
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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 14 March 2010 at 6:30pm
in short, the perfect meal



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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 14 March 2010 at 6:57pm
perfectly cooked by Mav, assisted
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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 14 March 2010 at 7:49pm
by M who turned the



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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 14 March 2010 at 7:52pm
spit at exactly the right
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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 14 March 2010 at 8:06pm
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Maberl was cooked thoroughly but
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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 14 March 2010 at 8:46pm
still tender. Mav carved the
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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 14 March 2010 at 8:53pm
lamb skillfully while Pen
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 14 March 2010 at 9:19pm
dished out the Wine, Beer,
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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 14 March 2010 at 9:22pm
and fruit juice. Kyria supplied
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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 15 March 2010 at 5:53am
the entertainment as she twirled



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round a pole situated in
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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 15 March 2010 at 6:43am
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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 15 March 2010 at 6:49am
The men were entranced, lusting
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after her body as she



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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 15 March 2010 at 7:17am
very fit and attractive. lirish
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 15 March 2010 at 7:31am
could't control himself any longer
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