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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 13 March 2010 at 11:28am
sauce, beer, and fresh asparagus

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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 13 March 2010 at 6:07pm
tips, roast parsnips, and boiled
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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 13 March 2010 at 7:34pm
butter beans and cauliflower. Mav
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 13 March 2010 at 7:39pm
being greedy, sliced meat thicker
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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 13 March 2010 at 7:42pm
for himself, and selected the
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 13 March 2010 at 9:20pm
best cuts, Penby got second
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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 13 March 2010 at 9:25pm
helpings; large ones as well


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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 13 March 2010 at 11:11pm
since his appetite is gargantuan
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 14 March 2010 at 5:53am
Mav and Penby between them
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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 14 March 2010 at 7:01am

ate half of Mabel, everyone

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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 14 March 2010 at 7:20am
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ate half of Mabel, everyone

(You're up early, Mav)
Fell asleep last night while watching the Football, woke at 0520, so made a Cuppa and stayed up  - I am trying to compete with you M.   I am usually up at 0630 most days, us OAP don't sleep much.
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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 14 March 2010 at 7:25am
Oh I hope you haven't a crick in the neck from that...
 
and your 5 words are?
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 14 March 2010 at 7:29am
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Oh I hope you haven't a crick in the neck from that...
 
and your 5 words are?
your PM box is full. 
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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 14 March 2010 at 7:55am
said Mav, looking down wistfully



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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 14 March 2010 at 8:28am
and his empty plate. M
 
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 14 March 2010 at 8:51am
made super Mint Sauce from
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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 14 March 2010 at 9:26am
home grown and freshly harvested



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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 14 March 2010 at 9:26am
apple mint, though Mabel didn't
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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 14 March 2010 at 9:28am
really need the extra flavour



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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 14 March 2010 at 10:17am
being a delicious Welsh Hill
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