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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 11 March 2010 at 8:03am
a side helping of baked


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beans, fried bread and tomatoes.
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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 11 March 2010 at 8:09am
They soon scoffed breakfast and



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decided on a nice walk
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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 11 March 2010 at 8:13am
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the wonderful views and enjoy
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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 11 March 2010 at 8:37am
the glorious weather while checking



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the sheep were ok after
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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 11 March 2010 at 8:59am
the cold and soggy winter
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 11 March 2010 at 9:53am
M's battery driven hair dryer
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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 11 March 2010 at 10:51am
was used to fluff up
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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 11 March 2010 at 12:09pm
their fleece and make them



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Quote M&MBM Replybullet Posted: 11 March 2010 at 12:36pm
beautiful and cuddly. Mav thought

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show in the local agricultural
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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 11 March 2010 at 3:33pm
show, at Pontypool, transport was
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provided by Penby's numerous friends

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Quote Maverick22 Replybullet Posted: 11 March 2010 at 5:02pm
including a ERF flatbed lorry
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a quad bike and a
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Quote Penbwlch Replybullet Posted: 11 March 2010 at 6:06pm
border collie to walk them



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