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A foxes' life on the A20

Sean Hollands, former KentCounty Constabulary Traffic patrol.
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One summer evening on the A20 near west Kingsdown, Kent, together with a colleague, whilst on main road traffic patrol, we came across an accident, in which a huge fox had come off the worst in an argument with several passing cars. Having got the traffic flowing again we were left with the poor fox, which was breathing but apparently unconscious,...

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The American Legal System

Paul Thompson
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This took place in Charlotte North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire....

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Sudden death.....

John (Met)
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Funniest blooper I've ever heard in my 23 years in the Met so far was when a probationer PC attended a 'sudden death' in a flat in Whitechapel, East London. The probationer was unsure of what to do and so called the section sergeant down. The sergeant duly walked into the flat where the young PC was standing and said to the PC " find some air...

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MISPER with the Candelabra

Insp Nick Owen - Cleveland Police
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During a recent missing from home enquiry in Redcar in Cleveland a lady was reported missing and was last seen heading towards local marsh land by a concerned witness....

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Burglar arrested after winning police doughnut eating contest

The sugary, triumphant face of Bradley Hardison was recognised by the force after he consumed eight doughnuts in two minutes.

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Boy arrested for 'killing dinosaur'

Teenager's school assignment ends in an interview with officers and his locker being searched.

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On a More Serious Note

'Hybrid' police structures are not 'maintaining neighbourhood policing'

Moving police personnel from centralised to community structures does not mean neighbourhood policing is being preserved, it is more like 'shifting deckchairs on the Titanic' says ex-chief.

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Fed warns over referendum 'carnage' claims

But Better Together says that intimidation of its activists has been rife throughout campaign so far.

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NATO Summit: Operations begin

Significant mutual aid deployment gets underway as terror threat becomes heightened across the country.

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