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            <title>Ducks Get Their Own Police Escort</title>            
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            <description>American police do not 'duck' their responsibility in seeing a small family safely off the motorway.</description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Police Arrest Naked Unicyclist</title>            
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            <description>Police could tell that cyclist was not concealing any weapons during traffic stop.</description>
            <pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Teenager 'Attempted To Rob Police Station'</title>            
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            <description>Hapless young criminal faces charges after choosing the wrong building to rob.</description>
            <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>A Case For Special Branch</title>            
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            <description>A community takes a novel approach to slowing a boy racer down.</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Artist's Photos Spark Murder Hunt</title>            
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            <description>International murder hunt started due to artist's photos being sent to police.</description>
            <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Goat Hijacks Car</title>            
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            <description>Animal antics forces Austrian from his car.</description>
            <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Budgie Gave Police Its Full Address</title>            
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            <description>Budgie reunited with owner after telling police where it lived.</description>
            <pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Not A Wise Move</title>            
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            <description>Bizarre accident where driver did not live up to company name.</description>
            <pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Robber's Pants Disguise</title>            
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            <description>Brave shop worker foils makeshift mask.</description>
            <pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2012 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
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            <title>Paintball Fox Hunters Dodge Ban</title>            
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            <description>Legal loophole found to replace controversial field sport.</description>
            <pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
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